the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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