No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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