The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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