There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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