sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
