So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm experimenting with sincerity
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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