I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
