Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Vodka?
Forever.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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