So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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