normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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