dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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