At least make sure they are 18
Why
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
