Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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