i don't like sucking hair
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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