it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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