I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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