I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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