I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I need moral support for this bender
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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