Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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