He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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