Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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