I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
