i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
