your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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