And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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