You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Damn victory sex feels great
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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