Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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