Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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