I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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