If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I had to cum in my sink.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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