Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
