What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
