Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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