We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Bring me that man meat
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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