Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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