Dual....:-)
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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