we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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