ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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