I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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