Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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