considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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