yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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