if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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