god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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