READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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