ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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