the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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