You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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