Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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