A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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