Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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