if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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