hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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